Best Friend #1 Comes for a Visit
"I want to adopt a white kid."
"What?"
"I want to adopt a White kid. I want to adopt a White, Asian, Hispanic, and Black kid. What? Katt Williams did it. And all of 'em except the White kid can use the N-word."
Then later.
"White women don't age well, so I don't really want to marry one for forever."
Then into completely different territory.
"Sex with her was like getting high ... I've never gotten high before but."
The person behind these ignorant remarks is a future teacher.
God save the children.
In case you can't tell the best friend is over. Let me clarify. Best friend #1, 1 of 3. Best friend #1 acquired during middle school. Best friend #2 acquired during high school. Best friend #3 acquired during college.
He's not generally this stupid. He must have had a drink before he came to visit. He denies it.
He came to visit primarily so we can see each other prior to graduation because his spring break is this week, mine this week, and the next time he returns will be post-graduation.
He wants me to go out to a bar now.
I don't quite know about this.
I'll let you all know if I decide to go.
Check out the latest audioblog for more.
Peace.
posted by CNEL @ 10:00 PM
4 Comments:
Katt Williams is the like the Yoda of the hip-hop generation, so I listen to anything he says, so Eps isn't alone on this one, LOL...glad to see you're going to have some fun this weekend kicking it with your boy.
ha funny he a mess... i think he did have a drink!
that's epsi!!! i know it is!! lololol. y'all are nutty. and lmao @ they can all say the nword but the white kid. INSANE!! you know white people don't let black people adopt black kids. do they???
I might be misinterpreting the Katt reference but all his kids are black. I will say he is terribly funny even if I disagree with some of his routine.
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