So What'd You Learn In School Today

Well I learned the following:

9:25am Class
Professor: Why are there no bodies of water on Loyola's campus?
Pause.Silence.
Profesor: That's right cause you're all drunk, and someone's going to fall in, and you know what happens. Loyola's insurance goes up 20% if someone falls in. Now there could be a pond at the library cause you guys never go there. The only people over there (at the library) are a couple of Notre Dame girls. (CONDOM aka College of Notre Dame of Maryland=all girls school.)

10:50am Class
Professor: How do we know if a person has a penis?
Laughter. Chatter. Someone offers up an answer.
Student: You look for an Adam's apple.
Professor: So we assume that if a person has an Adam's apple, they have a penis...We assume, we don't know whether or not a person has a penis.

All in a day's work, I guess.