The Things People Say Part II

The Untouchables
Me: Everybody should have a list of Untouchables. (Untouchables: Girls or guys you want but can't have.)
Friend #1 Or not?
Me: Yes. People should have them.
Friend #1: You're list of Untouchables is people you don't want to touch. My Untouchables are people I don't want to touch me.

It's About That Time: Conference Time aka Road Trip Time
Friend #1: I'm nervous about Dallas, I don't want their to be any kahoodling.
Me: Kahoodling.
Friend #1: Yeah you know. It almost happened last year.
Me: Didn't nothing happen last year, so ain't nothing happening this year.
Friend #1: Boy it got kinda heavy on the dance floor.
Me: What?
Friend #1: We was grindin kinda heavy, getting kinda sweaty.
Me: Ok.
Friend #1: You know how usually when you dance it's back to front, well she turned around and was looking at me.
Me: LoL. WoW
Friend #1: Yeah then she was looking at me and we was still grinding kinda heavy.
Me: LoL
Friend #1: Well I could've but she could have had A.y I. D.ie S.low