My Mother Will Be Married Before Me

Okay, I am really convinced that my mother may very well be married before me. As of now marriage isn't in my plans, neither are kids, but lawd, you'd think being a very eligible bachelor I'd have some prospects. Well since my mother actually wants to get married, she says she already sent her request list up to God.

But still lawd can I find a nice young lady to spend some time with, apparently not.

When I got this Facebook message from my cousin I almost died:

"I know why Shanell didn't want to holla back at you,she is trying to holla at your sister.That's f'ed up,how your sister pull the girl you were trying to holla at."

Then I called my other cousin:

"Oh yeah I already knew that. I forgot to tell you. Remember that night I called you, but said I forgot what I called you for, that was it. I wanted to tell you she swings both ways."

Now I'm very fine with my sister, being a lesbian, so long as she isn't my competition, good grief.

Alright I had to vent, more frequent updates on the craziness of my life, once I return to LoCo.