I'm Going to Texas or Not

Talking to my mentee allows me to keep my sanity, cause young Mr. Winder is crazy.

"It's decided I'm going down south after this is over, after college is over, it's too many nice girls I'm missing out on down south."-Me

"You want you a nice southern girl who cooks biscuts from scratch."- TWIN

"It's decided I'm going to Texas, when this is over, when college is over. My friend lives down there, my aunt's in Houston."- Me

"Hold on now, you don't need to be going to Texas, Bush is about to be out of office, Texas is about to be a haven for terrorists." -TWIN

"What?"-Me

"Hello Mr. President in case you tapping our phones. I mean I know Chris is a little radical and all....."-TWIN